screw that



the revenge of the killer bottle cap

yesterday rerama and i had a terrible terrible time opening a particular chemical bottle...we employed several methods, and i'd like to share them with u [who knows? u might face this one day too]

#1 - try the blunt knife u see nearby. rip out the plastic ring attached to the cap
[but hey, the cap still doesn't budge]

#2 - oh look! there's a flat spatula thingy that looks usable. try prying the cap from underneath [hello....help....it doesn't work too]

#3 - let's try another knife shall we? a sharper one...the picture doesn't show the knife, because it belongs to the lab next door...and i ummm, kind of broke the tip...so i shall not put the photo just in case i get caught...

BLARDY THINGS DON'T WORK!!!

#4 - we got rid of most of the cap bits...but still no hope. then we had a brilliant idea! let's cut thru the cap and use the cap from the old bottle to replace this damn one!! yes...!!!

so u see, the cap looked as though it had been bitten and gnawed upon...but we didn't bite! [we used the neighbour's knife...but this didn't seem like an appropriate thing to do as i feel that one of us may have lost a few fingers in the process.]

THINK, think. what to do next?

#5 - added a rubber band for extra grip on the cap

#6 - used a cloth to help - the cap really hurts hands! it's painful... :(

so, we put in a team effort on the grand finale. one held the cap and the other held the bottle and we moved in opposite directions. [it was a funny thing this position, but we shall not elaborate, if u want a demo, we'd show u. so we ended up laughing instead....after a 1 minute break of laughter, we went right back to work.]

and lo and behold, suddenly there was a little bit of hope - something moved...
so we tried again, with all our might, finally!

we got the cap off!! yay!

the lesson learnt here: skip all the way to step 5 and 6 if u ever find yourself in this screwed up situation. or get a macho man to help...but sadly, rerama and i had no one to turn to at the moment. where's a hero when u need one?

:)



4 comments:

kshern said...

why didn't you jump to step #5 or #6 from the start? isn't that the sane thing to do? :P

Anonymous said...

we tried and failed. not enough strength.

and if we skipped to those steps, we wouldn't get a chance to write a post in here...

p/s: i hope i didn't spoil your new blog page - seems like u have a new theme going, with the science, and biotech. sorry if i did.
i will be permanent writer for label of 'crapology'.

kshern said...

don't worry, crap away...

ikanrerama said...

we expect THE cap bottle will conveniently open once we chop the safety plastic ring(see #1).

well,we did time our solving skills efforts.it took 15 mins,what with only us "helpless" girls there,not enough brute strength to unscrew THE cap...right kryptic?eheh.

and step #4 nearly shortened our lifeline. (u_u)